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1.David Kinembe ..............(TZ)

2.James Kakuma ..............(Zambia)

3.Akaja Kutomba .............(Ghana)

4.Chilambo Kafirwa ..........(Malawi)

5.Rozia Kamkundu ............(Zambia)

6.Jacqueline Natombeka.....(S. Africa)

7.Kazakuku FiraFisi ...........(Japan)

8.Claire Nitombeni........... ..(Lesotho)

9.David S.Mkundu........... ..(Zambia)

10.Wilfred Kiboro.............. (Kenya)

11.Francis Kanyamba......... (Kenya)

12.Constantine Nyamba.......(Gabon)

13.Nagawa Kumamoto........(Japan)

14.Nikahara Nikashuta..........(JAPAN)

SALARY THEOREM: Making sense of it all

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. 

Postulate 2: Time is Money. 

As every engineer knows: 

Power = Work / Time. Since:

Knowledge = Power, then  

Knowledge = Work / Time, and

Time = Money, then

Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: 

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as 

Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

How to survive A GRENADE ATTACK

by merumoran

To survive a hand grenade attack you must do the following:

1. Observe where the grenade lands. Not only should you note where the grenade lands, but where it might roll. Most grenades are round, and can roll in any direction from where they first hit the ground. If it rolls in your direction,OOPS! your chances of survival diminish.
2. DIVE AWAY, AND GO FACE DOWN. Do not run from a grenade, which has just landed, because you don’t know when it will explode. You may be struck with fragments (shrapnel) while trying to flee or get spun in the air by the shock wave. Although grenades have timer fuses, there is no telling when it will go off. Some fuses are designed to go off in two seconds, while others go off in four seconds. If the thrower wants to take no chances of someone picking up the grenade to throw it back, or to throw it into a safe area, they do a technique called “cooking.” They pull the pin, let the grenade cook off for a second or two, and then throw it. This technique allows the grenade to burst in the air, or explode upon immediate contact with the ground giving the victims no chance to react.
3. Point your legs toward the grenade and bring your heels together. Your legs should be like an arrow pointing to the grenade, while your feet are the arrowhead. By placing the soles of your shoes together it acts as a shield between the rest of your body and the device. If shrapnel does come your way, hopefully your shoes, feet, and legs will absorb it before it penetrates vital organs.
4. Bring your elbows to the side of your rib cage and cover your ears with your hands. By using your arms to cover your torso, and your hands to cover your head, you are using your limbs as a buffer between flying debris and vital areas of your body.
5. Close your eyes and open your mouth. When a grenade explodes there is a shock wave that expands outwards from the center. This sudden high-pressure area moving through the atmosphere can rupture your eardrums and your lungs if you are close enough. By keeping your mouth open you are attempting to equalize the outside pressure with your internal air cavities to avoid a rupture.

We are at war with a faceless enemy where we never know what happens next, be safe, keep yourself safe,keep your neighbour safe.

MATHEMATICS: THIS BEAUTIFUL SUBJECT!

BY MERUMORAN

COME WITH ME PLEASE

We prove that

MATHEMATICS is beauty. . . and that LOVE OF GOD takes u over the top!

This is too cool,believe me!

I bet by the end of this, u'll appreciate the beauty of

Mathematics and its divine nature

BEAUTY OF MATHEMATICS.

1x8+1=9

12x8+2=98

123x8+3=987

1234x8+4=9876

12345x8+5=98765

123456x8+6=987654

1234567x8+7=9876543

12345678x8+8=98765432

123456789x8+9=987654321

Satisfied?? Lets have this one for make up!

1x9+2=11

12x9+3=111

123x9+4=1111

1234x9+5=11111

12345x9+6=111111

123456x9+7=1111111

1234567x9+8=11111111

12345678x9+9=111111111

123456789x9+10=1111111111

Mmh! lets check 8

9x9+7=88

98x9+6=888

987x9+5=8888

9876x9+4=88888

98765x9+3=888888

987654x9+2=8888888

9876543x9+1=88888888

98765432x9+0=888888888

nature is symmetrical,or at least your body is,eh??

so lets see this symmetry:

1x1=1

11x11=121

111x111=12321

1111x1111=1234321

11111x11111=123454321

111111x111111=12345654321

1111111x1111111=1234567654321

11111111x11111111=123456787654321

111111111x111111111=12345678987654321

Strictly from mathematical point of view,what equals 100%?

How do u take those who say they r giving more than 100%

Achieving 101%, you'll b a true WINNER IN SPIRIT AND IN DEED!!

By combining Mathematics with English Alphabet,

If I arrange the alphabet this way

A,B,C, . . .,Z

Then I assign each of the letters a numerical value,

A=1,B=2,C=3, . . .,Z=26

Then,

H A R D W O R K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K N O W L E D G E=

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

A T T I T U D E=

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

Then look at why Mathematics has a divine nature:

That LOVE OF GOD is above the rest

L O V E OF G O D;

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4=101%

CONCLUSION:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get u close,Attitude will get u there,. . .

It is the LOVE OF GOD that will put u over the top!!!